Transportation: Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority...

By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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Some girls are bigger than others

By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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Attempted good deed

By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML

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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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Assholes

By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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By notpreggers - 15/04/2009 20:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML

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Judgemental

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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SailorButterfly 8

Monday 8 February 2010 16:35

At least he was kind enough to offer his seat. And you saved him embarrassment by taking it instead of pointing out the error. I think the situation went as smoothly as it could. Maybe you can use this as your wake up call to finally get on a path to losing weight if it really bothered you. Mine was when I saw myself in a picture about 2 years ago...I was so big, my face looked like it was swollen from a bee sting or something. I was disgusted with myself, so I started doing something about it. 35 pounds lost so far. :)

xxmarlboroxx 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:33

bahaha you got a free seat and you're bitching about it? @5 grown up you jerk

Comments

jpd212 1

Monday 8 February 2010 16:43

....then lose weight..............

Denzel0 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:46

Hey look on the bright side, FREE SEAT FOR YOU!

lecamshow 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:47

#9 it took you two years to lost 35 lbs? really fat peoples can lose a couple lbs a week on a proper diet. and 5 made me shit me pants with laughter

expen_dable 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:54

people who get extremely offended by FML comments are funny. hey, did you hear about the fat woman that ate her young?

ktbird 0

Monday 8 February 2010 19:07

who cares how fast he's losing weight. at least he's losing it. personally I'm at a life maximum of 17 bmi.... trying to gain weight. he's losing a hell of a lot faster than I'm gaining so good for him.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:54

You should have taken the bag of chips he was eating also. Nobody screws with a fat/pregger chick.

PsychoMerk 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:28

mercy made me lol xD

CallMeHush 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:33

Mercy, only a fool would stand in your way.

dugumit 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:08

no but u are a bitch

cupcake88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:21

lose sum weight u fat bytch

marz88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:22

*sigh* I am a bit tired of the fat people FMLs. You obviously know you are overweight (if you don't then this is a wake up call). If it bothers you that much when people notice your weight then do something about it.