By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
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SailorButterfly 8

At least he was kind enough to offer his seat. And you saved him embarrassment by taking it instead of pointing out the error. I think the situation went as smoothly as it could. Maybe you can use this as your wake up call to finally get on a path to losing weight if it really bothered you. Mine was when I saw myself in a picture about 2 years ago...I was so big, my face looked like it was swollen from a bee sting or something. I was disgusted with myself, so I started doing something about it. 35 pounds lost so far. :)

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xxmarlboroxx 0

bahaha you got a free seat and you're bitching about it? @5 grown up you jerk

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perdix 29

He yielded his seat to the handicapped. Your big ol' potbelly is crippling any chance you have to get laid.

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alexandraa_fml 0

He might have wanted to ride the waves.. :-O

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perdix 29

You're thinking like a plumpa humpa!

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Brian2127 0

Instead of posting FML's get on a treadmill fat ass!!

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alexandraa_fml 0

He didn't think you were pregnant.. he has a tummy fetish. He wanted to blow raspberries on your stomach and find the treasure that awaits in your yummy overlapping rolls :3 Jump up and down and it might reigster on the richter scale- what my dad told me when I was a chunker, Hah.

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Ashle1gh 14

Congratulations, you've learned about one of the only benefits of being overweight.

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HanaxD 0

I can't believe your THAT huge he thought you were preggers. Go to the gym. NOW.

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sulitak 27

if someone carries their weight that way, it could be as little as 25 lbs overweight. when my bff gains weight, it goes straight to her tummy and thighs. I'm 4mo pregnant with twins and when she was 30 lbs overweight she looked more pregnant than I currently do

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tipoo_fml 0

Err, YDI for taking a priority seat you don't deserve?

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aardvarkish 16

I asked a woman whether she was pregnant when I was five. It got a laugh but I never did it again.

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