Transportation: Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority...

By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

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By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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Some girls are bigger than others

By pinkpurplegurl - 24/09/2015 14:33 - China

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML

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Attempted good deed

By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML

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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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Assholes

By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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By notpreggers - 15/04/2009 20:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML

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Judgemental

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

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By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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SailorButterfly 8

Monday 8 February 2010 16:35

At least he was kind enough to offer his seat. And you saved him embarrassment by taking it instead of pointing out the error. I think the situation went as smoothly as it could. Maybe you can use this as your wake up call to finally get on a path to losing weight if it really bothered you. Mine was when I saw myself in a picture about 2 years ago...I was so big, my face looked like it was swollen from a bee sting or something. I was disgusted with myself, so I started doing something about it. 35 pounds lost so far. :)

xxmarlboroxx 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:33

bahaha you got a free seat and you're bitching about it? @5 grown up you jerk

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TheWaaaaambulanc 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:13

Go take a run, chubbs. It won't kill you, I promise.

xxkiwixx5623_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:39

At least he was trying to be nice

RevengeOnYou 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:27

Who cares if he thinks your pregnant. Free seat. Win all.

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:02

ydi for being a fatass. eat a box of krispy kreme and stop bitching at us. gawd....

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:24

ydi. look at the bright side, at least men would be nice to you coz they think you're preggers.

thedivinecomeD 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:58

maybe he just likes fat people....?

TexasFalcon 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:29

hey free seat! who gives a crap XD

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:24

This is NOT an FML! It's a story about you being selfish and taking a kind mans seat.

ROFLUMAD 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:46

As far as I know, the priority seat is also for those who are physically handicapped. You sound like such a person. How is this an FML at all? Lose weight and deal with it.

sydneyanne 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:10

lol that's pretty funny. it makes me think of that Hugh grant movie two weeks notice when he says to this fat black lady "congratulations on the baby." and she's like "what baby? what baby?" lol.