Miscellaneous: Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just...

By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 08:24 - Australia - Bairnsdale

Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML

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You deserved it 29 428

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 843

You deserved it 60 801

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 06:00

Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 172

You deserved it 1 772

By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 033

You deserved it 3 341

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 03:29 - Australia

Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 338

You deserved it 4 126

By I-love-my-tea - 09/06/2015 22:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 115

You deserved it 2 009

By ForeverYoung - 17/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 415

You deserved it 244

By owned - 28/04/2009 14:12 - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 274

You deserved it 66 977

By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 09:54 - United States

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 734

You deserved it 38 815

By disappointedjamaican - 31/08/2014 18:44 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 833

You deserved it 4 352

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 08:09

Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 714

You deserved it 175

wannagofast 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:16

Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose

JSwerv3 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:20

I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old

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hilary56 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:28

How is this an fml? Are you just pointing out that you are just pathetic? :p

AnneeSo 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:34

I would totally do that. Props!

BluFlames 8

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:34

Please explain to me HOW IS THIS A BA THING?!? I'd do just the same!

cartoonsrule 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:56

Haha ive sone that but I never seem to win....

tHeDaRkNeSs006 10

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:15

No shame in that who doesnt love to color

SpringDiver 6

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:20

That's sad but did u sin

Ririshi 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:26

Why put -24 thumbs to a pretty girl? =P

GODert 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:29

126 Are you a pedophile? Because it sounds like it.

shutupYDI 4

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:46

33- u root?

slinky_29 2

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:55

You should enter a spelling contest too. Oh wait...

clokwrkpig 6

Wednesday 2 May 2012 4:55

If you are referring to "colouring", that is actually the correct 'English' English spelling, which is what the OP would use in Australia.

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