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By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 08:24 - Australia - Bairnsdale

Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 06:00

Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 03:29 - Australia

Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML

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By I-love-my-tea - 09/06/2015 22:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML

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By ForeverYoung - 17/08/2019 12:00

Today, I got mistaken for a high school freshman. It’s my 23rd birthday. FML

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By owned - 28/04/2009 14:12 - Singapore

Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 09:54 - United States

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

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By disappointedjamaican - 31/08/2014 18:44 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 08:09

Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML

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wannagofast 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:16

Age doesn't win coloring competitions...I'm 25 and would still lose

JSwerv3 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:20

I did it for my nephew and lost to a six year old

Comments

marmlr339 14

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:56

129 - what??

BCrazzi 9

Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:31

He ONLY said 'to win' lol:P

failureusername 12

Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:55

Benjy: HEY!! that's my blue color pencil! OP: Well you're using my blue and that's from my special art set. Benjy: Special utensils won't make a difference, you color like 2 year old. OP: IT'S ON!!! D:<

NoisyNykkii 10

Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:00

It's on guys! I'm gonna draw and color the most beautiful unicorn, EVER. It's gonna be surrounded by rainbows and daisies and.... *rambles about unicorns* Either that, or I'm drawing Princess Peach!