Embarrassing, Students and Farts: Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured...

By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 14/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, during a silent exam, my stomach made the loudest, most embarrassing growling noise possible. It was so loud that the professor looked up and some people in the room turned to look at me. The girl next to me offered me a granola bar, and I accepted, even though the growl was actually me desperately holding in a fart. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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UTI

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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RIP

By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 19:30

Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

Cre6rul 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:12

i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. **** there lives hahahahah!

Comments

berniro 14

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:06

Especially if you get the wind knocked out of you too! But to anyone who says riding isn't a sport, (with or without chasing down a horse) I dare you to go ride for an hour and tell me your legs aren't jello and your crotch doesn't feel like you were gang raped last night.

sinisterace 12

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:07

Oh neigh! That's the worst.

H4H 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 18:20

Did you catch it?

ifuckuprandomly 28

Thursday 30 June 2016 19:04

Stop horsing around!

pjsr 32

Thursday 30 June 2016 20:13

That's not horse riding, that's horse falling

pjsr 32

Thursday 30 June 2016 20:17

That's not horse riding. That's horse falling and horse chasing. Those are definitely not sports.

nesteremily 31

Thursday 30 June 2016 23:21

That's always the best. Also chasing a horse who doesn't like to be caught around the paddock and shoveling 50lb of poop out of stalls lol. But you gotta love horses

arano 29

Friday 1 July 2016 1:13

Sounds like it could've been much worse. You should just be happy you didn't break your neck.

xo_rilee 13

Friday 1 July 2016 5:34

Sorry you had such a horrible experience OP. Hopefully this wasn't your first time riding so you know not every time is so horrid!

mmaarrrggoo 19

Friday 1 July 2016 6:57

there's so much more to riding than that.... it is a tiring sport. But, if you think it's so easy, go try for a gold medal, after all there are 3 separate equestrian disciplines in the olympics...:)