Today, I feel like I am absolutely losing control over my life... - FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I feel like I am absolutely losing control over my life again. My child was supposed to be my reason for living but he is now my reason for wanting to cross the street with my eyes closed. I can't seem to fix my head. The dark side keeps saying, "Just drop him off somewhere safe and then just kill yourself." FML

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Hangryko 29

Saturday 23 November 2024 3:24

Call 988 or 1–800–273–8255, the Suicide Crisis Helpline for the U.S. They will be able to help you. I am so sorry you're going through this, please stay with us.

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Hangryko 29

Saturday 23 November 2024 3:24

Call 988 or 1–800–273–8255, the Suicide Crisis Helpline for the U.S. They will be able to help you. I am so sorry you're going through this, please stay with us.

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