By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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FriskyTaco 0

that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug

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monstersocks 5

I love how u fix that but don't fix were to where.

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SGarcia22 0

It coulda been worse. "Today, I feel asleep at a party. While I was sleeping, I shitted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML"

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stroudie94 9

it's better than pissing yourself while your sleep

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enonymous 8

I applaud you on this. Best way to get a man is to let them get your scent. Now all you need to do is stay in the kitchen and let them come to you.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Where I come from, we consider that an accomplishment. Will you marry me?

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Mitcha857 0

lol trolls and people from other countries

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itsgen 16

well if it didn't smell it shouldn't be too bad

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha idk^^, I think it's the initial thought of going public with a fart that's embarrassing....of course a foul odor fart can't help the situation....

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tlynn78 1

Farting was probably the highlight of the party. F the host's life for throwing a wack ass party

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