By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
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lmtlmt 7

Yea exactly and? This is by no means an FML, its not even funny in the slightest

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omnistryder 0

don't litter FML with this nonsense please

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RevengeOnYou 0

Sounds fake. No normal human being can wake up in their own farts. If so, then your on the world record for the loudest farts :]

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Hot_Gurl4556 0

I agree with won just live with it man

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Ajjas013 6

Oh no, you'll never be the same.

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Misty3242 0

WhooAaa relax! Y do u think it's nonsense

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bboi68 0

WTF #1 how is this an fml happens to me all the time

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kaycee_lynn 0

It's obviously not nonsense if the site approved it. Apparently they want stuff like this to be posted.

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nood_fml 0

I'm calling an mlia on this one

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Danielt104 6

Well, you don't deserve it. You can't help a fart, but not really FYL either. Go post this on MLIA.

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Talksyic 0

The first thing I thought when I read this was that it sounded like something that would be on MLIA. This is by no means an FML moment.

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Zamax 0

This is exactly why there should be one of the following buttons: 1.Who gives a ****? 2.So? 3.Your point is? 4.And? Take your pick.

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DonkeyDelight 0

And this has had a huge impact on your life?

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FarSide 22

I guess we all have a Cross to bear in life...

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gomego87 0

WTF it happens to you all the time? --> someones cool.. -.-

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PottentialFML 0

maybe it smelt like sperm and it turns out he got raped last night by some gay dude

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fickendichdu 0

#64. Gere is your FML said won instead of one and people noticed noticed on FML.

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zen_fml 0

happens to me all the time. i just feel better and go back to sleep :)

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metalhead256 0

hey 97 this is a stupid fml and you know it so don't try to defend it

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masri_fml 0

seriously haha how is this an fml?!?!?!?

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youdidwhatnow 0

It could be an fml if the OP woke up because they sharted. Other than that it's not.

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9x_Periwinkle_x6 0

this made me laugh... lmao

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ZleveL 0

OH GOLLY your life is ****** becuase your excretory system was doin it's job! Oh Noes! what are you gonna do now? GAY

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AshliBaby16 0

it does sound familar doesn't it.?? what happened to being original...

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iCrazie 0

lol my uncle was sleep one day farted loud as hell and woke himself up. a lot funnier when your their.

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NeonWar__ 0

LOL are you a robot or something?

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pompompom_fml 0

he can't hear it so he think he doesn(t do it

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Vehicle 1

Who cares? Stop eating bean burritos before bed. Wow. Retarded.

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