By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
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challan 19

burnt twice! sorry OP!

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

For some reason I pictured you having your iPhone on part of your body and everything was burnt except for that iPhone spot.

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scta 13

Perhaps next time you'll be more careful with your valuables. And use sunblock.

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cottoncandymango 17

I thought this FML would have ended a little something like this, "I fell asleep while listening to music and tanning at the beach. I woke up to realize that I have an awful tanline across my entire chest from my earphones." But it didn't. Because only that kind of thing happens to me. Lol.

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EMTchic 14

Or maybe, " I woke up with a rectangle on my chest where my phone had been."

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M3DIC4T3 29

...And this is the reason why I hate everyone and never trust people.

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SuperDanielNL 23

That the reason the world is ******, no one trusts one another. Sure there are people who are not to be trusted, but I thing with some reasonable judgement and social inteligence those people can be avoided. And thieves exist since there is property.

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Reaper1984 13

Are you sure it doesn't have anything to do with you living in the Bronx?

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Joshwarrior 39

****** by humanity and mother nature. That's sucks make sure to grab aloe Vera :P works wonders

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mikiyuro 4

haha listened to music past tense cause you didn't hear anything when you finally awoken

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mikiyuro 4

listened to music considering you have nothing to hear when u finally awoken

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MzZombicidal 36

So, what? Her post should say "I fell asleep listened to music"?

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CharresBarkrey 15

I listened to music once... It was horrible. >:|

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LookAttMyyLifee 12

That sucks , you got two burns at once.

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WhiteCrimson 23

YDI..... How can you fall asleep in a public place and expect to wake up with tour phone intact. You got a tan and burnt in the same breath.... Shame man.

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greenfishbait 19

I'm one of those people who can fall asleep practically anywhere, but even I don't understand how someone falls asleep at a public beach with their valuables laying around.

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MlleMC_fml 19

I'm one of these persons who can fall asleep anywhere too... and it's not always on purpose (yet nobody ever stole anything from me when I fell asleep in public, I guess I'm lucky).

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MotherOfFack 3

Good thing your cloths weren't stolen! I could imagine a naked sunburnt hippi running up and down the beach in my head!

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srogue74 5

OUCH! want some ice on those burns?

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