By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
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challan 19

burnt twice! sorry OP!

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

For some reason I pictured you having your iPhone on part of your body and everything was burnt except for that iPhone spot.

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hilamonster06 21

Thats what you get for having an iphone.

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MoonRocks 5

Ouch, sorry OP, apply aloe to fresh burns... Both of 'em

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randomgirl4 3

No dah someone stole it its an Ipnone in plain sight as ur sleeping! U where a perfect target.

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mrcac 5

how did you post this with out your iphone hmm please hold i have to call bullshit real quick

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notsoimportant 11

Why listen to music? Listening to the waves are my favorite. Ahh, vacations.

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BrookRae 19

Maybe, just maybe because OP likes listening to music.

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LyraAlluse 25

Today I have learned never to take a music player to the beach. The more you know.

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Twigz 4

I feel like this sucks, but it's not some crazy unfortunate thing that you couldn't have easily avoided. Falling asleep in public = vulnerability to assholes. Faking asleep in the sun = prolonged exposure resulting in sun burn.

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