Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the...

By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

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By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 915

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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You deserved it 29 179

By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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challan 19

Monday 24 June 2013 8:45

burnt twice! sorry OP!

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Monday 24 June 2013 8:46

For some reason I pictured you having your iPhone on part of your body and everything was burnt except for that iPhone spot.

Comments

MrsPegg 45

Monday 24 June 2013 10:05

Well since you have an iPhone you chose the "Find my iPhone" option under settings, right? Hopefully you did and will locate it, but if not, Im sorry OP! That sucks!

yadanax 14

Monday 24 June 2013 10:13

Bad luck Brian is here :D

Snooyroxmyworld 5

Monday 24 June 2013 10:51

What did you expect???????????

suckmyclock 11

Monday 24 June 2013 10:57

I was expecting a story of an iPhone shaped sunburn. well, at least you didn't get that

bexxiiee 11

Monday 24 June 2013 11:13

Definitely YDI. What did you expect to happen?

hellphone_fml 37

Monday 24 June 2013 14:23

I don't know maybe OP thought that the worse thing to happen could have been a sunburn to them falling asleep, not someone doing petty theft?

BrEnNo1023 5

Monday 24 June 2013 12:31

Meanwhile, in Africa...a woman fell asleep in the sun on the way to the water pump and woke up to find her house burning and her children stolen. But sure, I guess it's not a competition. Your overpriced apple products are important too.

websphere69 27

Monday 24 June 2013 12:36

I thought all Iphones came with a location program installed...? It was the first thkng I install on all my android devices!

CeeCee_fml 16

Monday 24 June 2013 13:48

In public places, you have to be extra vigilant with valuables such as iPhones. You should never fall asleep when someone else is not there to watch your stuff for you.

justmeCee 16

Monday 24 June 2013 13:50

That sucks 0P. I hope you had the where's my iPhone app on your phone and pc, then you can track your phone back and call the cops on the thief.

MuseFan1991 14

Monday 24 June 2013 14:19

this is why i hold my phone when i listen to music. dont trust anyone!

BrookRae 19

Monday 24 June 2013 17:27

Unless you're a light sleeper, then no, that wouldn't work. If you're talking about in general, maybe it won't get stolen. But people do things they're not meant to do so.