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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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Watch your step

By Gary - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 09:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:33

You should; you're a female. You should also love cooky and cleany.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:37

Whenever one of my old boyfriends and I would go to a mall with a Gap store, he'd throw himself across the floor into the store and yell, "Help! I fell into the Gap!" I'd always lmao. >.< Yep, we were both pretty big losers. :D

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OmgO_o 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 4:16

haha Mann that suxx!.... for you! (x

Evan071 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 4:38

lol funny

rubyroborr 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 4:58

were the stairs carpet or concrete? it matters :P

HaxivX 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 5:10

mind your step..........……...................... m did you mind your step?

JayMorales 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 5:49

happens to me all the time

logan809 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 6:06

#2 your hotttt

porter12 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 6:12

134 that's a lousy way to try and pick up a girl. at least put a little thought into it.. hey # 2, you know what else is funny? you look exactly like my next girlfriend. ;)

Ur_REmEdy 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:04

That mite have been lame but it was kinda cute

Siji 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 6:44

One time I almost tripped over a 'Wet Floor' sign....Just thought I'd let you know...

carly426 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:22

wow, just wow.

QBortega 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:28

pathetic, perfect example of irony.. ha! op is a dumbass

remy3106 10

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:27

cowboys suck!!! but I hate the eagles... sooo.... Go Cowboys!!! haha

Ur_REmEdy 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:07

Dont go hating on the Cowboys. Altho i will agree that the Eagles suck

lawlatyourfml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 7:45

yeah.. uhh. they usually put those signs there for a reason.

remy3106 10

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:31

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