Miscellaneous: Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped...

By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 04:00

Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 12:00

Today, I managed to somehow trip and fall on my back twice within just two hours. My back didn’t hurt the first time, but it sure does now. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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You tried, yay!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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lalalala_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:03

hahahahahahaha, beautiful.

dang_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:21

LMAO! i can picture that now, and its freaking hilarious! hahahahaha

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lalalala_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:03

hahahahahahaha, beautiful.

metalmods94 8

Friday 30 November 2012 16:15

You're beautiful

dang_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:21

LMAO! i can picture that now, and its freaking hilarious! hahahahaha

gemini00 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 14:51

lol!!! sorry buddy but thats too funny not to comment on

AquaticRobotics 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:28

Are you a cartoon? =D

Milena_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 5:14

LOL

dude_where 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 9:32

you should try an escalator... they tend to cause less falls

jo0owe 9

Wednesday 30 April 2014 12:10

op would still fall, but then thé fall would be endless xD

Sputnik_47 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 13:01

xD, happened to me, worse thing I was running UP the stairs....meh as long as you aren't bleeeding, you laugh it off :P

resawins 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:13

that one gave me a good laugh!!!! partly cuz i could imagine myself doing the same!! aaaaahahaha I LOVE IT!!!!!!! thanks for the laugh :-) and hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad...