Miscellaneous: Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that...

By Oblivious - 25/09/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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By Alison - 18/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML

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By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By Alex - 31/08/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML

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By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 16:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML

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You deserved it 93

By nice guys finish last - 20/08/2013 04:01 - United States - Smyrna

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:22

O my god, your life totally sucks now. :rolleyes:

arielhoee 9

Friday 25 September 2009 9:28

Hahaha. I've done that a couple times.. the chair didn't fall apart though. I just uhmm..fell over? ;D

Comments

AcesAndEights 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:21

lol... hope you saved them, so you can fix the chair.

sublime93 0

Friday 25 September 2009 13:17

You fell off your desk chair, big ******* deal.

GreenMeanie 0

Friday 25 September 2009 21:48

I know eh? I really hope this ditz cracked her skull.

lolpwntdumass 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:49

omg. your gonna ******* die.

iEevee 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:15

You're screwed. (BAHAHA) Go jump out of a plane now, chained to the faulty chair.

DiscountDJ25 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 7:58

OP's "Oh Shit!" moment is brought to you by floors! ...And IKEA desk chairs.

sukhdeep 4

Thursday 5 August 2010 4:50

what? said chair wow op just wow

johnprescott 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:28

you should huff paint before the ewing's tumor sets in

fooch 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:25

Oh look! Another visit from the Screw Fairy!

_Noon_ 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:22

O my god, your life totally sucks now. :rolleyes:

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 25 September 2009 9:25

Let's hope your fat ass doesn't continue to displace the screws once you get it fixed.

Arcterion 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:27

Should've seen that coming, rofl. YDI. :P

arielhoee 9

Friday 25 September 2009 9:28

Hahaha. I've done that a couple times.. the chair didn't fall apart though. I just uhmm..fell over? ;D

LenaBelle 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:29

hahaha, I wouldn't say our life sucks, but your chair's life sucks.

another_guy 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:53

yeah, right, FYL...

littlerock_fml 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:55

Wow. You have such a difficult life.

xChesterx 0

Friday 25 September 2009 10:14

Hahahaha. This just brightened my day :)

werzal 5

Friday 25 September 2009 10:20

MMMmm Where do these screws come from??? They fall from the sky! Im sure its nothing important...

RyeBreadBoy 0

Friday 25 September 2009 12:21

Seriously, what a freaking idiot. Oh gee, look a bunch of random screws. Instead of looking around near where I found it to try to find where it came from, I'll assume that it's nothing important. Oh look, my desk chair fell apart. Gee, I guess that must've been the source afterall and not the screw fairy like I thought.

PSyesinthatway 0

Friday 25 September 2009 19:04

"Oh gee let me speak from the perspective of someone I think is stupid so I feel better about myself, oh gee I guess ill just continue to live in obscurity after this website shuts down. Oh gee poptarts for dinner again? Oh gee..."