Geek: Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook...

By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 19:35 - United States

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

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Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By mynameisnotstupid - 18/03/2016 15:05 - Germany - Munich

Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By to_complicated_4_u - 04/05/2015 16:28 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By ftt - 06/12/2016 15:22

Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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Wizardroxx 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:04

Did you accept?

starile 19

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:06

Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..

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cvbazooka97 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 7:04

sorry that was me^^

Busty_fml 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 7:56

I agree that's not a FML hate to see how you respond if u get a. Real issue

DRock525 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 8:42

I'm friends with him!!!!

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 2 December 2010 8:45

For those who are curious: Facebook has its own automated detection system to filter out names that could be considered fake, or vulgar due to pedophiles, criminals, etc. OP, many people have some pretty weird middle names. Since your using the English version of the site (I assume) maybe the filter declined it because it is not a common name, or maybe it's a name that originates from another country. I wouldn't be that worried about it because, frankly, giving out your entire name isn't the safest thing to do. However, if it's bothering you that much you could contact them by email asking them to make an exception.

carlokes 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 9:41

you're lying!!!!!

thisgirl2u 9

Thursday 2 December 2010 10:33

63 why are you yelling at number 7 but calling him 62?? I am thoroughly confused D:

amysousa 6

Thursday 2 December 2010 12:11

yes I went to fairbank. and thank you about the hair comment :)

mcmmac24 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 12:50

You must have a weird middle name...

ulicksam 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 13:41

YDI for taking facebook way too seriously.

Daler92 5

Thursday 2 December 2010 14:38

My surname was denied too. It's 'Vibe'. I had to write the facebook-team for them to create a profile for me. Took me several days creating an account, yay, go facebook!