Love: Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon...

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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Dumbass move

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 00:00

Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML

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Love in the time of Facebook

By StillAlone - 23/10/2022 06:00

Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML

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You deserved it 1 675

By Klepto - 15/11/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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You deserved it 73 282

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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You deserved it 57 459

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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You deserved it 5 912

By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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You deserved it 5 497

teethingtom 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:06

why in the world are you befriending an ex anyway?

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:13

yeah I was thinking the 'they' was to hide the ex being a guy. What does it matter though? this site is anonymous enough.

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teethingtom 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:06

why in the world are you befriending an ex anyway?

i_luv_dogs 10

Sunday 31 March 2013 0:11

How's this an FML? Isn't he your ex?

khaldun 0

Monday 16 February 2009 11:09

I have to guess that you guys never really dated... you sure that it's not all in your head?

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:13

yeah I was thinking the 'they' was to hide the ex being a guy. What does it matter though? this site is anonymous enough.

enu_vastanii__ 9

Thursday 7 August 2014 6:52

Maybe it was a guy sending a request to His ex who could possibly be a girl or a guy We can't just assume it was girl right?

sofitina 20

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:41

Josh is a weird name for a girl.

mintchase 0

Friday 13 March 2009 10:19

dude, ever come to u that you might have this contact anyways since you did go out with her/???

pokurfayce 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:12

um, yeah she's probably just boosting her own ego

MizzHollywood 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 15:26

My theory. She is not still hung up on you but she just has a big ego, she thought that you would notice if she didn't accept because she needs attention and likes to think that and then she didn't want to make you feel bad (even though it probably wouldn't it would just boost her ego) so she wrote that. I think she's just has a big ego.

stephissilly 18

Thursday 29 December 2011 14:08

or she could of just forgotten who 'they' were.

fantasma 1

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:53

#'s 9 8 & 6... really ego? or maybe, just maybe.... in the tiny ass grainy and dark webcam shot that the person put as their profile pic they are indistinguishable from various hackers weirdos and that creepy dude who had a locker down the hall in highschool.