By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:56 - India - Chennai

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
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clevergirl98 20

I don't even know how to comment for this.. Lol

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19990231 29

Take her to Starbucks. Or just listen when you're around other people who may call her by her actual name.

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19990231 29

Take her to Starbucks. Or just listen when you're around other people who may call her by her actual name.

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Histayra 11

Till Starbucks mess up the name of course

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19990231 29

No no 19, that's just the spelling.

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ragingwaffle 8

Or he could ask to see her drivers license

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WhosThatItsMe 8

"Hey babe, can I see your license? I forgot your name, thx"

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ohSNAPyall 26

*after seeing license* "Why are you calling me by my first name? You know that everyone calls me by my middle name."

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Fixme 5

Won't help. She'll be using her nickname at Starbuck's, of course.

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musicman_amit 20

there is no Starbucks in that part of my country yet

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clevergirl98 20

I don't even know how to comment for this.. Lol

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UserError94 18

It's ok you're a good person

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umerin 32

I really hope this is fake... How could you forget her name?

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Thatissarcastic 17

It happens. I've had the same problem in the past, except I made the added mistake of calling them by the wrong name, lol. Never again.

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maximus_prime 24

I hope you didn't scream out the wrong name during sex, awkward.

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Thatissarcastic 17

Thankfully no, it was just a middle school thing and nothing serious. I called him Branden instead of Brayden. I did call him that for a week though. He was too shy to correct it, lol.

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maximus_prime 24

'Twas an attempt at humour, alas I failed. I shall stand in the corner and not post another comment tonight. The reason he didn't correct you, young males are just thankful to have a female talking to them at that age, you could have called him anything you wanted and he would not have corrected you. If he were not interested in you, he would have reminded you of his correct name.

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Mynamewontfi 40

That's pretty funny, but also a bit of a FHL for not knowing her real name.

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pooldude 24

i remember her face but i can't recall her name. now I'm wondering whatshername has been...

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tormcn 26

Let's not tell her that otherwise you won't be calling her by any name.

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