Today, I felt really bad about myself when I looked in the mirror.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 12:42 - Norway - Melhus

Today, I felt really bad about myself when I looked in the mirror. I toldt my boyfriend that I felt like my boobs were two empty sacks of skin, and that I felt that I looked like people who has gone down a lot in weight and has loose skin. He didnt say anything in return, I did not feel better, FML

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Friday 13 November 2020 19:48

I'm sorry. I saw the **** of a girl who had lost a lot of weight. They were gross. I don't like bringing that news to you, but it was traumatic to see -- she was very sexy otherwise.

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