Miscellaneous: Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked... - FML

By Koubz - 19/04/2010 12:07 - Egypt

Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

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Koubz 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 0:46

Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)

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pariah13 0

Monday 19 April 2010 19:06

that blows

Koubz 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 0:56

fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.

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eganbull 1

Monday 19 April 2010 20:45

yeah what 16 said.

Averizzle 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:46

You would know that wouldn't you?

DGAFprincess 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:04

YDI for not covering your nose! my 2 year old nephew even sneezes and coughs into the back of his elbow!

Bcfrmkc816 17

Wednesday 4 September 2013 5:03

Good manners are taught

RaIeigh 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:10

Not an FML but still pretty funny :] ..jus the mental image .

JamesM9794 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:19

cover your mouth

dent91 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:23

i am from EGYPT TOO and i was shocked cuz i thought i am the only one who use FML site in the whole country XXXD

shutyerpiehole 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:33

if women were allowed to drive, this kinda shit wouldn't happen.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 19 April 2010 21:49

....what?

My2864 1

Monday 19 April 2010 21:40

he never said he had a cold .. just a urge to sneeze o_O

sleekRelease 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:44

26- People have 90 kmph fans now?

QueenMariahCarey 0

Monday 19 April 2010 22:00

Bless you.

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