Miscellaneous: Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked... - FML

By Koubz - 19/04/2010 12:07 - Egypt

Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

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Koubz 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 0:46

Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)

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pariah13 0

Monday 19 April 2010 19:06

that blows

Koubz 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 0:56

fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.

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LexBvl 4

Monday 19 April 2010 19:58

oh no! your life is now ruined! you may want some counseling after an incident as devastating as that.

jaekwon 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:09

cover your mouth next time

Sami_Liz010 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:12

Ew. I hope that you learned and next time will use a tissue..?

sourgirl101 28

Monday 19 April 2010 20:15

If this is truely you, welcome back.-/:

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 19 April 2010 20:20

I thought she was banned by her mum till she was 18? And why would she make a new account anyway?

youthink_fml 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:26

Out of instinct, I don't do anything into a fan. YDI.

Ouroboros_fml 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:27

as WarCraft 2 would warn you in one of its more humorous tips: Never spit into the wind. also, before you're confronted with this situation: Never pet a burning dog.

transam87 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:29

classic

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:34

You don't have real problems?

adolf_bonaparte 0

Monday 19 April 2010 20:43

is it true that holding a sneeze by holding one's nose is detrimental to one's health??

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