Geek: Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames"...

By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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Ed Shitren

By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.

mucrew 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:28

please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song

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callargh 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:00

Now go try it on Audiosurf. There, you can accomplish things again!

roflwaffle21 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:04

im going to use #17's next time im with my girlfriend...and now..FC it

foltaggio 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:05

#42 You can't even distinguish the difference between "your" and "you're"!

Whos 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:05

who said anything about him beating it on expert? lol

alex_vik 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:06

Don't worry, not even Herman Li can do it himself.

lolololcheese 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:12

hmm, I never realized how good at fingering girls those kids who play GH all day must be...

alex_vik 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:24

Real bass players are better at it, since we use our fingers a lot more than the plastic guitars wielding kids.

gc_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:32

240, you sound really bitter and condescending. angry much? no, i don't play gh3/rock band

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:15

#58, I wonder if kids who play guitar hero ALL DAY really have time to finger their girlfriends, let alone have a girlfriend to begin with.

IHateXbox 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:15

mm. If by finally beating it you mean you finally beat it on easy, then yes, your life is ******. and to #57, they are very good. :D

lolololcheese 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:16

redbluegreen? .....you're probably one of them! and I mean hypothetically.

krayola33 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:16

When I got through 'One' on Hard, I called my friends to tell them. I feel ya.

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