By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 78 140
You deserved it 9 985

GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.

GimmeLaCoffee 4

First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..

Top comments

androtech 12

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))

Comments

She might've been jealous and secretly she wants you!!!

rachangie 19

Why don't you just bring home a girl that's interested in a threesome, that'll teach her! Then if she actually goes along with it, well, you get a threesome. That's what I call a win/win situation!:)

squarecircles 13

On an obvious note, it looks like its time sit down with your roommate for a boundary talk & try to xplain to your gf.

It is just a joke. if the girl really likes you she will understand once you genuinely apologize. If not then oh well.

Exactly! I don't get why everyone is over reacting.

ask your roommate to explain to girl, or maybe you roommate wants you. good luck.

When SHE brings a guy home, cry out "Whoa! THREE in a day - must be number 7 this weekend, right?" - and if she reacts upset and tells you to explain "this joke" and set it right, tell her "No, really, it's YOUR life and none o' MY business" while lraving :D ...

lil_mars 1

Why are you friends/living with a such an asshole? MOVE OUT ASAP.

Hey now tell your Roomate that she has to sleep with you cuz she scared away your your girl lol