By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
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GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.

GimmeLaCoffee 4

First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..

Top comments

androtech 12

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))

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hey bro your roommate may have a thing for ya if she's scaring off your potential partners hehehe get in there :)

MzZombicidal 36

"Get in there" sounds absolutely disgusting. Also, read the damn follow-up.

I'd be making that roommate give up some sex to make up for that.

squideth 18

That's called rape, kiddo.

Well now you know not the take them home

That sucks, however if you date said yes...

if you are NOT real shy... you walk naked into the room they are in and say "Honey... where are my underwear?" :)

Why don't you just **** your roommate

Your roomie is right that is hilarious! Thank her for saving you from a crazy woman with no sense of humor.

If she brings over a guy grab the speedo or a pair of her thongs