By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
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GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.

GimmeLaCoffee 4

First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..

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Top comments

androtech 12

You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.

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yesmydear 7

suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))

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Comments

telli164 30

It's pretty ******* hilarious, OP!

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Sakaea 22

What would have happened if your date had said "Sure, why not?"? But yeah, your roomy has a thing for you for sure.

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Omniprism 14

Turn about is fair play and best served cold. Good luck on getting her back.

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ArmorAnimal 4

at least you got to see your roomate in her underwear

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crazytwinsmom 25

Tons of people have roommates of the opposite sex. No big deal.

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pjsr 32

Your powers of detection are amazing!

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bobsanction 18

Your roommate obviously wants the D. You should oblige her.

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donutcallmethat 16

IMO, that follow-up was weirder than the FML. If you aren't mad at your roommate, then you must not have cared very much about the girl you brought home. Kudos for being a modern man, when it comes to understanding that no one "owes" anyone sex. However, the story of you being around your straight female roommate and both in your underwear regularly, and her not being 'into you,' is really strange. Something doesn't jibe there. Women don't typically go around in their underwear in front of their roommates like that, unless they are nudists or something. It has nothing to do with being comfortable with her body. That just isn't normal. I'm not judging her for it, I'm just saying that it's not normal. Most people would see it as inappropriate.

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doemetoch 28

I've lived with a lot of different roommates of both sexes, and walking around in underwear was a pretty normal thing at most places I've lived. Like, not all day every day, but in the morning when you just got up and haven't gotten dressed yet. It becomes weird when there's sexual tension, but as long as you're clearly just friends who live together, I've never experienced it as uncomfortable. The prank is hilarious imo, I would laugh so hard if one of my housemates pulled that one on me.

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moonshain 6

A lot of people are suggesting copying her prank, but if you want to ruin her next date, I'd suggest walking into the room with a box of super plus tampons in a plastic bag, pulling it out, and going "hey, I ran down to the store and got you the tampons you asked for, hope they help, I can't imagine how much it sucks bleeding through your clothes like today, the whole bathroom looked like a murder scene when you were done changing, oh sorry, do you have company? Oops..."

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