Love: Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a... - FML

By anon80214 - 30/05/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

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anon80214 15

Friday 29 July 2011 23:26

Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:00

Chuck Norris would have dodged it.

lerouxmaster 7

Monday 30 May 2011 23:57

That's awesome !

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TheMonica 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:09

Definitely a YDI. As a very ticklish person, people have learned very quickly not to tickle me. I've broken noses, busted lips, and snapped wrists while being tickled. And of course a few guys got kicked/kneed in the nuts in the process as well.

Yreffoeg 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:15

Real question is, why were you straddling her leg?

polkadotpanda 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:24

Hi FML-ers! I'm a new transfer from MLIA...what's up?

polkadotpanda 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:28

Wow...your stories are way better on here, FML...but your commenters are way worse than MLIA.

Tjerk 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:35

you totally deserved it, you should never tickle anyone on his or her foot, it's like asking for some pain, also; don't do it on your girlfriend

jjasson1296 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:48

wear a cup

waltz 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:58

ouch

JRFaceless 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:05

YDI for being a foot fetishist.

MAKIdude93 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:06

oh ballz!!!!! dat sux

LupeFiascoLovaa 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:10

y would u want 2 give a footmassage in the 1st place?

xiaoxaio 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:15

foot fetish?

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