Students and Education: Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP...

By spandexwiener - 18/08/2012 16:27 - United States - Export

Today, I finally finished my summer assignments for three AP classes. My schedule also arrived. Turns out my school can't place me in any of them, and I just wasted the last four weeks of my summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 14:00

Today, I fucked up my schedule on my final semester so bad I need to take a course from a community college at the same time I'm doing a full-time schedule at my university. This doesn't sound bad, but then the only course I could get into is at the same time as one of my university courses. I can't graduate otherwise. FML

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By Alex - 30/09/2009 06:46 - Belgium

Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML

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By homework - 21/07/2009 07:34 - India

Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML

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By OiVey - 01/11/2017 18:30 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

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In vain

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 08:01 - Germany - Teningen

Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML

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annie_nk 22

Sunday 19 August 2012 2:44

Your username is...interesting

buck33 14

Sunday 19 August 2012 2:42

Hopefully you are smarter now.

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88vivera 9

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:57

Complain

hiandrews69 29

Saturday 2 February 2013 21:08

Trust me, it pays off when preparing for college.

erin37 27

Friday 26 July 2013 1:30

At least you learned some interesting stuff!

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