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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By GLX - 02/08/2017 06:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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By Seline - 25/11/2010 14:48

Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21

Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

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By Very caring parents - 26/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'm staying at my parents' house. I was woken up by the fan in my bedroom falling down. I calmly picked it back up and went to bed, wondering why my parents weren't concerned at all. My mom said she figured it was nothing, and when my dad tried to say something, she retorted, "You didn't even wake up!" FML

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soodytheboi 23

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:02

"Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML" -The Fan Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.

ThunderLightTSV 31

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:50

Wow, uh, ouch. Hopefully your face or...Other parts of you aren't broken or otherwise butchered after that. FYL.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:50

Wow, uh, ouch. Hopefully your face or...Other parts of you aren't broken or otherwise butchered after that. FYL.

heartlessn0b0dy 13

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:52

Talk about bad luck

Tripartita 44

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:47

Alright, I guess I'll kick things off. Once, I thought I found a four leaf clover, but it was really just a three leafed clover and forced perspective. Then a black cat crossed my path. Anyone else?

chuka81 27

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:56

Once, I broke a mirror on Friday the 13th, while walking under a ladder.

whysobeachy 37

Friday 15 July 2016 4:54

I once wrote "666" on a piece of paper, and Satan appeared and killed me.

ImmortalYu 11

Saturday 16 July 2016 7:16

how are u even alive

FutureUSM 16

Saturday 16 July 2016 8:56

Perception is reality

Tripartita 44

Thursday 14 July 2016 18:52

Well, that's what you get for sharing a room with Wile E. Coyote.

soodytheboi 23

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:02

"Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML" -The Fan Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.

Justy101 23

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:04

Next on, reasons why bunk beds are evil.

MrValeska 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 2:00

Why did people thumbs down lol

Bearsmomma 30

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:09

Ouch, sorry OP. What in the world were you dreaming? Do you not have side railings up there?

Nilorak 24

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:19

Sounds like a fantastic way to start your day!

Mowmee 14

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:24

That sucks! Hopefully nothing hurt or if it did it gets better!

orangejubejube 20

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:39

Did you catch it?

Gormack 3

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:45

Was the fan running from you?

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