Health and School: Today, I finally found out why the water in my bottle had been... - FML

By RobotUnicorn1209 - 21/11/2017 19:30 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I finally found out why the water in my bottle had been tasting strangely minty for the past few weeks when I saw a piece of gum sitting at the bottom of it. I don't chew gum. FML

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Rhett_15 22

Wednesday 22 November 2017 1:53

It's been weeks and you didn't think that maybe you should wash it every few days or so? Gross

TeachAllTheMath 19

Wednesday 22 November 2017 2:54

I’m surprised gum is all you found if you haven’t even glanced inside your water bottle in a few weeks!

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MallowMistress 13

Thursday 23 November 2017 3:15

Now guys, let's not be so hard on OP. It is Canada. Maybe someone is just too nice to tell her she has bad breath so they slip a piece of mint gum into her bottle every day.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 23 November 2017 4:18

Do you not wash your water bottle? How did you not notice until now?

corky1992 33

Thursday 23 November 2017 8:55

Few weeks? Do you not wash out your bottle?

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