By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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You deserved it 88
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mariekentairo 0

You should get out more then....

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dabears554 0

This FML didn't really need an illustration. As much as I enjoy Cyanide and Happiness, they did nothing to add to the entertainment value of this FML.

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ScaryyMary 14

It put a cute twist on it - it wasn't a guy simply re-stating the FML, it set it up in a different situation.

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LOLYLIF 0

I kind of have to agree. There a a thousand funnier ones that they could have done...

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lildiva1707 0

hey at least shes faithful

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fuhkkyouu2609 0

aaww. atleast yu got a puupppyy. i want one so badd.

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JhasNeeh 7

Another pointless illustration from the so called best web artists out there - nothing new, nothing creative, nothing funny ... just another bland copy. Someone should really look into getting Scott Johnson or Obsidian from Comissioned Comic - they would wipe the floor with these boring doodles.

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weddingbelle09 0

I for one am really tired of seeing that the Cyanide and Happiness cartoonists are publishing every week. I know there are lots of talented people out there who read this site, so come on people!! You can do so much better than their simple comics!!! Sorry Cyanide and Happiness people. I just don't appreciate your webcomics on here.

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HeyImAmy 20

You should definitely go outside for a walk with your dog as #152 % #42 said. You just tell the ladies some extravagant lie about how you rescued your dog and they will be all over you. Any guy who loves to help the animals is good in a lady's books.

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filmfan20 0

This FML reminded me of the We Are Scientists video for "After Hours." Hmm....

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Darcs 0

I'd like to call bull**** on #157, There is no way you couldn't have intended that pun...oh and op cool story bro.

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