Love: Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal,...

The bad news is ********** is illigal the good news is you could just be a furry and get a girl to dress up like a Goldy~ and I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to [insert company here]

NataliaDelCarmen 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 6:36

hahaha This is just the sweetest thing

Lisimal 7

Saturday 22 May 2010 10:27

There was a farmer who had a dog and BANGER was its name-o. Oh my God, I'm sorry, that was very stupid.

plix 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:00

please stop doing these boring illustrations.

ShootinPutin 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:26

I'm guessing #208 has no idea what Cyanide and Happiness is.

shaBAMalex 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 14:51

Sad, sad.

plix 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:17

Please make it stop, what's enough is enough, there hasn't been a proper and funny illustration since the Caturday one.

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Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML

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USA, USA, USA, and more precisely Philadelphia. That's where we're landing today. When I first discovered Justin, on 9gag or an awesome website like that, I knew exactly this little guy was perfect to fit in the FML illustrated section. His crazy, c...

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Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 620

You deserved it 45 444

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 176

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Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML

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You deserved it 4 925

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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You deserved it 2 660

Today, I was WFH on a video call with my team when my toddler barged into the room. As I tried to calmly guide her out, she managed to turn my Bluetooth speaker on, which started blasting "Baby Shark" to my entire team. They now have a new nickname for me. FML

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Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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You deserved it 7 493