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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2014 08:51 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 11:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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Monday 21 December 2009 1:04

big deal. just write "jesus" after happy birthday.

snafu57 1

Monday 21 December 2009 1:22

send a merry Christmas card on their birthdays

Comments

jalapeno_popper 0

Monday 21 December 2009 5:50

its like on cinderella when the mouse yells "Happy Birthday"

Moeey 0

Monday 21 December 2009 5:55

My bdays on christmas

Champ007 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:07

were u drunk?

gilly011 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:08

to the shitface who says his aunt died on 666, youre an idiot. she died on 06-06-06. get it straight. along with thousands of other people who died and were born. stop trying to find meaning behind nothing :)

CallMeHush 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:12

That is why I always write in crayon, if something is screwed up I blame the kids ;)

iNinjaX 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:20

I can see myself making the same mistake, but I'd probably catch myself before writing that on all the cards.

iAndrea 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:21

I like #1. He IS the reason for the season. :) If you're so mad we call it a "Christmas tree", then should we call your Menorah a "holiday candle"? ;)

me199 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:25

i agree with #1

Mimeoh 0

Monday 21 December 2009 6:28

Add "Jesus" to the end of every "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Happy birthday, Jesus will save your bum!

bmoney2011 0

Monday 21 December 2009 10:11

Too bad Jesus was born in march, I'm pretty sure Christmas and Jesus being born on the 25th a pagen belief, originally. So technically it isn't his birthday.. Honestly idk why we celebrate in December but it's too late to change it now, after hundreds of years of celebration. Whatever. Christmas Is so overrated. It sounds like I'm saying the glass is half empty..but really I'm just saying you need a smaller glass and you'll be good. Idk if this makes sense, I just got back from a party..