Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After...

By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2014 08:51 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 11:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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untoldfame 3

Monday 21 December 2009 1:04

big deal. just write "jesus" after happy birthday.

snafu57 1

Monday 21 December 2009 1:22

send a merry Christmas card on their birthdays

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untoldfame 3

Monday 21 December 2009 1:04

big deal. just write "jesus" after happy birthday.

pet_virus 0

Monday 21 December 2009 1:13

^^ This Or just send them, it's what I'd do. Like anyone will actually care

justmeagirl 0

Monday 21 December 2009 1:29

perfection. (My friends always send me Merry Christmas cards, and just cross out "Christmas" and write "Chanukah" lol)

ashiezorz 2

Monday 21 December 2009 1:49

Hah. I did that, on a Christmas card for a secret Santa. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (...to Jesus...)"

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 21 December 2009 3:12

LOL, i agree with 1 :D for once, i actually like the person whose in #1 place. instead of "first!" the person actually came up with something clever.

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 21 December 2009 3:43

Yeah except for the fact that technically Jesus was born in March.. But I guess years of lies will make up for it sounding correct. OP, you're pretty stupid to not notice that, so YDI

afrikaaner 0

Monday 21 December 2009 5:09

LOL!! good idea!!

kerrygirl 13

Monday 21 December 2009 11:35

@ #30; jesus was born in september....not march....

singalot17 0

Monday 21 December 2009 14:54

Actually Jesus was born in April

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 21 December 2009 18:49

Either way, it wasn't December, so the happy birthday wouldn't work

ReyEr9412 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:56

I'm sorry OP, but I beleive you have confused this with MLIA. And btw Jesus was born in April. The catholic church moved christmas so it was at the same time as a big pagan holiday so people had to choose which one to celebrate (there must have been a lot of people celebrating both). Anyways, all religions are stupid, so who cares?

VolleyballSMASH 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 5:23

would you look at that your just as smart as me. ( something stupid our guidane consalors told us to say when we have the same idea...)

VolleyballSMASH 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 5:28

reyer- just because your atheist, doesn't mean religion isnt very important to some people. the whole holiday of Christmas is meaningful to Christian, and it kinda pisses me off how commercial it is. you don't think Jesus is son of god, or god exists, why are you celebrating his birth?

joshuabaker1 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 17:29

good idea

andyyroxx 20

Thursday 27 September 2012 14:35

A Demetri Martin joke stirs unnecessary controversy over the true Christmas date - whether Jesus was born on the 25th of December or not is far beyond the point of writing Happy Birthday on Christmas cards.