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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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Three's the charm

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 00:00

Today, my car was broken in for a second time in a month and a half, and for the second time it's now Inoperable. I only got it returned from repairs two days ago. FML

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By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By crossl17 - 12/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML

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It never rains, it pours

By TheGlow - 13/07/2023 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found my street parked car was crashed into overnight and is no longer able to be driven. I just spent $4k getting it fixed so I could sell it, and I only had it with me in the city because the day before someone tried to KIA Boys hack steal the other car I was driving, making that one unable to be driven. FML

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Sounds like a scam

By Onlymeiswear - 15/03/2021 05:01

Today, I bought a car. Made a down payment and everything. Have the papers saying it’s mine, only to find out a few hours later it was sold right before I bought it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2016 19:46 - United States

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 26 June 2012 8:51

I'm so sorry, OP. I hope karma is a bitch to whovever stole it. Kudos to you for working hard for what you want.

Shayton 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 8:51

Dang. Nobody should hit the YDI button. FYL Cus you worked hard to get what you wanted.

Comments

alissa222 15

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:49

It okay OP, stolen cars can be found. Give it some time.

Herculesninja27 5

Wednesday 27 June 2012 4:31

Too bad it wasn't in Compton :)

xmaximusx 12

Wednesday 27 June 2012 4:46

Insurance is wonderful when they do not **** ya

CharliesCool2084 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 18:59

Report it to the police?

chloeeswilley 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 16:33

I'm sorry did u get it back!!

bwzwally8 15

Friday 29 June 2012 5:11

damn my neighbor's inlaws must be in town

makenzie1322 0

Friday 29 June 2012 22:20

Ohh my goodness! I'm so sorry! That must suck! I hope karma gets them back!

CodyAllan146 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:47

What kind of car?

bwzwally8 15

Tuesday 3 July 2012 9:36

That must be some type of record I mean 4 hours...

MaddyMurphy 0

Monday 9 July 2012 18:34

That sucks

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