By GrumpyBunny - 28/03/2016 07:27 - United States - Marysville

Today, I learned the true meaning of "throwing money down the toilet" when pulling my pants up, somehow my $100 Easter money fell out of my pocket mid flush. FML
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PackardBell_fml 19

Try and use your front pocket first. Sorry bout that op

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PackardBell_fml 19

Try and use your front pocket first. Sorry bout that op

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dbt88 15

If OP is a girl, a lot of girls' pants don't have front pockets. It blows a lot sometimes.

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nonsensical 26

I've learned to always empty my pockets before sitting on the toilet. OP has now learned as well. I'm sorry for your loss, OP

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extrasnipes 22

"Okay, my wallet, phone, headphones, spare change, a pencil, some lint, pack of gum oh and my condom. Ah now I can shit."

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JustTheTruth42 13

It's called a purse....I mean.....wait no. You're right. Man bag.

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Isn't It Ironic? 24

Or you can do what my friend does and call it a "murse" man+purse=murse. :)

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Alup132 22

It's called a satchel! (It's a reference.)

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nonsensical 26

I have a purse (it doesn't matter but I'm a woman)--but sometimes it's easier to keep my phone in my pocket. Once I had to use the restroom and forgot I had it in there, needless to say it plopped right out (the phone). It didn't fall in the toilet but the screen did shatter!

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EwahWeeWah 21

It's technically a purse... people just add "man" onto things so it doesn't sound feminine (i.e "man purse", "man washer" etc)

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myGRAM 14

Where would one hire this "man washer"?

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musoboy 22

I'm more confused as to why he flushed before pulling his pants up...

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kevinfmls 12

I bet the person who made that saying had some sort of inspiration....

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lolumadbrah 10

easter pocket money?! jesus christ! how's trump supposed to make america better than now!? btw, i'm sorry about your money, OP. Hope you sort it out somehow! ;)

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heavenality 2

I swear there's dislike bots or something. there's no reason this should be disliked

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S_Gnu 17

This is somewhat of a useful case for people who are weirdly preoccupied with viewing their dumps before flushing.

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UserError94 18

There are dozens of us!! :(

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Zebediabolical 39

In the early days of the graphical internet, I'm talking NCSA Mosaic 1.0, there was a website called 'Daily Dump'. It was exactly what it sounds like. Some random dude taking a picture of his daily dump and posting it to the internets.

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uzumakinurto 13

there are these really cool inventions called wallets they tend to prevent that..

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Easter wasnt about the money anyway be thankful you have a family at this time of year.

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missoops 21

Easter is as removed from religion as it is commercialised. I bet you're fun to drink with...

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soulreaper12296 28

I don't think OP is upset about the fact that it was money from Easter, but that they literally flushed money down the toilet. They probably just added that it was from Easter so we'd have a little more info.

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Tomryan279 10

I didn't realize how expansive it was to use the toilet!

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