Love: Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that...

By anon - 18/03/2011 12:36

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

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Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Nattybabe 1

Friday 18 March 2011 18:32

wow... nice boyfriend. to that I would of said, yeahh I feel almost as invisible as your dick looks.

Mirelly13 6

Friday 18 March 2011 18:33

Awhh): that's mean. I know what it feels like to get made fun of because of your nose. Just tell him, "If your penis was the size of my nose, I wouldn't be complaining" hah

Comments

jlynntiger 0

Friday 18 March 2011 18:39

what an ass!! he's basing his feelings for you off of looks! forget him!

cloudy01 0

Friday 18 March 2011 21:55

lol and youre complaining about that while not having a picture

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 18 March 2011 22:00

Unless you look like Hank Hill, you don't either. And no I don't look like Homer.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 18 March 2011 22:02

Can't either*. FML the grammar nazis are gonna ream me.

sweetiffany 0

Friday 18 March 2011 18:41

Well, some people just aren't good at making others feel better.

Kadz184 0

Friday 18 March 2011 18:41

that's why we have plastic surgery now (Y)

bigmarkie2 3

Friday 18 March 2011 18:43

Tell him he smells funny.

Anubyte 0

Friday 18 March 2011 22:42

Burn!!! thats the worst retort, EVER!

khaya 9

Friday 18 March 2011 18:43

Well done you found a guy who likes you despite your big nose.

Nico1929 5

Friday 18 March 2011 20:09

YES!!! The Señor Chang photo made this comment 100x more funny! haha

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 18 March 2011 18:46

Aw now thats not fair. Her parents didn't use protection so its not her fault.

RockstarRN 10

Friday 18 March 2011 18:46

And you are still with him because?????

crissybear 8

Friday 18 March 2011 20:44

she's obviously so insecure of herself...

L3Paparazzo 7

Friday 18 March 2011 22:35

isnt everyone?

lauramini 0

Friday 18 March 2011 18:47

oh God dump his ass

cathylee22 4

Friday 18 March 2011 18:49

wow why are guys so mean sometimes. OP don't let it get to you I am sure you look just fine. Don't let a guy get you down :)

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 18 March 2011 19:40

Sounds like someone has had their share of tool boyfriends. ^

cathylee22 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:46

everyone is bound to have atleast one tool of a bf or gf in their lives, and if you say you haven't then that's a lie, no one is perfect all the time.