Intimacy: Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided...

By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML

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Truan_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:09

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

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jesseheath 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:32

why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

worb 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:31

oh my god, a hood piercing o_o

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thevaliantknight 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:54

wow you must have a very inderstanding mom. I would have sooner cut my tongue off.

ihaveavag 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 8:38

.....call me.

Body_piercer1984 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 11:59

******* lyer. I am abody piercer and there is not way that a 3mm ball on a tounge piercing is going to in any way get caughty in a hood piercing no matter the jewelry... nice try ass!

iam_fuck_life 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 8:02

Assuming that there's a curved barbell in the hood piercing, and a straight barbell in the tongue piercing, there is no way it could get tangled up. Assuming that the beads on the straight barbell were 3mm large, if the girlfriend was wearing a BCR or a circular barbell 3mm or larger in diameter, if you pull it the wrong way, it can get stuck, but it'd be really easy to get it out. Which leads me to say: nice try, and LEARN TO TAKE YOUR BODY JEWELRY OFF! honestly, if you don't know how to take your BCR/barbell off, you shouldn't be getting pierced in the first place.