By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
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You deserved it 191

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Truan_fml 0

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

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jesseheath 0

why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

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mattypants 0

*sigh* stupid of you to get a tongue ring...YDI

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BABIRUTH 0

u r effin nastyyy i doubt this story is real

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dizzle_doneski 0

ewwwwwwwwwww, i just found out what a hood piercing is..

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helios_rex 0

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, I love me some pierced pussy!

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christopherlove 0

I've had my tongue pierced for 10 years and I've been with some girls with piercings all over the place. I can think of absolutely no way for two piercings to become stuck together. They might get hooked together briefly, causing a sharp pain when they pull apart. I dated a girl whose hood piercing had been ripped out by a Prince Albert once, but: There's no way your story is remotely true. Even IF they somehow got stuck in some way I can't imagine, unscrewing one of them is a snap.

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motodood 0

There is no way this is real. This is total bs.

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lawls 0

WHY WOULD SHE GET THAT PIERCEDD !! aah eew adn yeah i agreee with #205 and 206 i dont beleive it aall wait.. if your tongue was caught ... how the hell did you call your mom ANYWAYS

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ellohell 0

Okay i agree, why the hell would you call your mother... but when i got my tongue pierced, i couldn't get the ball off. I had to go in and get it taken off for me to change it... if that is the case, and maybe you guys didn't have enough room for your hands to take her piercing off then i understand... but call a best mate or something. Not your mother!!

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