By Truan - 25/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks 418
You deserved it 191

Truan_fml tells us more.

Truan_fml 0

OP here I'll clear a few things. First off, no I'm not that dude who got a comment from his girl's grandfather. Although that would be great, it's not me. Second...as for our inability to do it...well I didn't have a clear view. and I couldn't get a good grip on the ball because I fingerbanged her prior, so my hand was...well you get it her hands were lubed up, so same problem. I couldn't see them well enough to unhook them, and she couldn't do a damn thing with them either. It took about 5 minutes before we decided to call anyone. My brother and dad weren't in the house, and obviously if I called a friend, my mom would have to show them in I got the tongue ring for my 18th birthday (2 weeks ago), so obviously moving out isn't going to be an instant thing. Oh and my mom's a nurse, so she just looked at us both staring at her awkwardly, laughed, and undid it. We haven't spoke about it since. Honestly, I think it's pretty funny. What's really funny is those of you idiots who don't understand the exhilaration of a piercing.

Top comments

why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

Comments

PrincessesCrown 17

YDI for dating a girl with pierced toung no offense but any piercings besides earings look like shit

you really expect everyone to believe that? that's not even slightly clever or believable. retard.

that's the grossest thing I have EVER heard. and why the he'll would u call ur mom in?!?!?!

missy1228 2

hmmm this should be a story to tell your kids.......hey kids your grandmother had to pull my tongue ring out of your moms vag very akward story

The comic is highly inappropriate for a feature on the main page. They don't let you see these articles unless you click on the intimacy link, yet they put illustrations of sex and it is okay to be on the front page?

this comic is disgusting and not even funny it really shouldn't be on the front page. I'm at 22 year old female and have a pretty nasty sense of humor and this just goes too far even for me

kingsley_fml 8

The illustration's a bit tasteful, no?

did your mom really start eating out your girlfriend