Love, Intimacy and Health: Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long...

By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2019 06:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML

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By booboo300 - 29/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By JoanT - 31/08/2020 20:01 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 29 July 2018 2:22

"My neck, my back, lick my... oh God, I think I threw out my back..."

Seeya55 31

Friday 10 August 2018 19:52

So this is the REAL Brokeback Mountain movie!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 29 July 2018 2:22

"My neck, my back, lick my... oh God, I think I threw out my back..."

Charlie Given 26

Friday 10 August 2018 21:39

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was perfect 😂😂

Seeya55 31

Friday 10 August 2018 19:52

So this is the REAL Brokeback Mountain movie!

Glowworm56 26

Friday 10 August 2018 19:52

Sounds like he's being very considerate because you got hurt.

Seeya55 31

Friday 10 August 2018 19:57

The bf may also be thinking that OP didn't really want to do it, and is insecure? Mad? never really know with only a little amount of info!

Davros 12

Friday 10 August 2018 20:01

After a dry spell you can't just go changing positions all willy nilly. You need to stretch first.

real life problems 26

Friday 10 August 2018 20:47

He sounds like a petty, insecure bitch.

zuckerburg 21

Monday 13 August 2018 13:01

Or, she has given him so much shit before that he doesn't know what to do, how to do it, or if she wants him or not. These "dry spells" don't magically happen. And it is very obvious communication between her and the "live-in boyfriend" has broken down enough to be called a "live-in boyfriend", which makes me wonder what the "outside boyfriend" has that he doesn't...

Charlie Given 26

Friday 10 August 2018 21:42

Here's a idea simply ask him what's wrong.🙂

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 11 August 2018 8:18

Nah mate that never works, the only solution is to get all passive aggressive and saying how obviously the bf doesn't want to be near OP and that is the only possible conclusion.