By Anonymous - 19/03/2019 06:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Hey, at least the foreplay and the sex were great. That's what matters the most, right?

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Miss_Red 18

you poor sweetheart.. i know what thats like. Acupuncture worked wonders for my back, post baby, so if you havent considered it, maybe its worth a shot? Best of luck to you and congratulations on your new lil joy xx

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Hey, at least the foreplay and the sex were great. That's what matters the most, right?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Maybe repeating the process will make you better. Like when you hit your head, get amnesia, and then hit your head again to get rid of it.

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Miss_Red 18

you poor sweetheart.. i know what thats like. Acupuncture worked wonders for my back, post baby, so if you havent considered it, maybe its worth a shot? Best of luck to you and congratulations on your new lil joy xx

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jk_waks 20

May be just ask your husband to make you cum without the sex part? And take care OP!

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Infamouz Breeze 6

Try using a extendable shower head, that makes me ****** EVERYTIME!!

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