Miscellaneous: Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited...

By wasntme - 30/03/2009 10:14 - Netherlands

Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML

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You deserved it 7 448

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By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 630

You deserved it 172

By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 710

You deserved it 3 711

By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 408

You deserved it 4 207

By newlyengaged - 08/01/2017 18:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 878

You deserved it 592

Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 923

You deserved it 208 959

Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 655

You deserved it 247

By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 774

You deserved it 6 159

By snazz23 - 02/05/2016 21:12 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 077

You deserved it 1 126

Good for you

By Fergie - 08/10/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 105

By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 226

You deserved it 7 900

JackFrost 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:09

Yeah, my mom would have done the exact same thing. In fact, she has said that before! So I know how you feel!

xXxBisouxXx 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:22

Ouch, Mom, shut up, life doesn't revolve around boys, I'm excited for making an acheivment that didnt involve hormones and or sluttyness, so shut up and congragulate me on an academic achievement, jeez, here I thought you zere supposed to be teaching life morals; thanks, I'm all equipped to zork at a strip club thanks to you ** for next time if there is one :P or something else... you know, whtever you want

Comments

killersamuri 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:24

been there but my mom said "you got a girlfriend?" but grats on passing

DeeJayD 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:27

It's called a joke. A sense of humour. Get one.

Hatoshi 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:29

Hey mom, guess what?! You got a boyfriend?! No, I just used your favorite sweater to whipe my ass o/

SweetThing 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 11:46

haha love this

kaimt 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:30

She probably didn't mean it like that. #12 all the way.

Pheonix21 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:40

LOL at 13.

amirn86 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:48

On the bright side, your mom wasn't overtly making fun of you lol Keep up the good work with the math :)

lilsharppiez 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:52

ohh wow i would hate that!!! i wish i had a mom that actually care my mom doesnt. i wish she would look at me and be happy and say wow u got a boyfriend or something like ur mom said!!!!!!!! but keep up the good work in math. when u graduate u will be so happy!!!!!