Kids: Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been...

By callofdutyhater - 21/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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By exiledliscense - 09/11/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

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Drowning

By Anonymous - 07/06/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, my son finally revealed the reason he was always blasting music as a teenager was to drown out the sound of his father and I arguing. FML

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By thenegatives - 09/10/2014 01:12 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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He had it coming

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 22:00

Today, I found out why my son has been working out and taking martial arts classes. It was so he could beat his stepbrother up and put him in the hospital, as revenge for stealing his secret cash supply, over £4000. I'm too old and too tired for this. FML

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Bonding moment

By Anonymous - 30/05/2022 07:59 - United States

Today, I wanted my son to take a break from his comic books and be more active, so I converted our big backyard into a home-sized football field, hoping this would motivate him to finally get into sports. While I had him running drills, I heard him grumble, "This is why mom left you." FML

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By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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Sunday 21 August 2011 12:25

AH, look on the bright side, he may not get a good grade, but he'll be ready for the zombie apocalypse!

LucianDeSouza 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:22

Lol i suggest joining him in CoD ? nah just kidding , change tutor , and give him a firm talking .

Comments

hjanelle14 2

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:00

Obviously the kid won't be in the military or save us from the "zombie apocolypse" it's a goddamn game the kid can only press a few ******* buttons OP YDI for not looking into it sooner

MadieGlambert36 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:43

I dont like your user name.

Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:01

Well you should invite him to play you in COD and then mercilessly kick his ass and say "see you didn't learn shit from that tutor" then promptly find a tutor that actually teaches .

crownbenjamin 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:14

COD helps the mind react faster :D great for sports but study?? Hmmm... Helps me ;) u can have conversation and ask about crap and de nerds will answer. Try it ;)

Amrel 10

Sunday 21 August 2011 18:00

My first few minutes on CoD:OMFG YOU ******* GHOST BITCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jim9349 10

Sunday 21 August 2011 17:16

This is pathetic. If you're going to blow off your homework time (And mom's money) at least play a half decent video game, not trash like Call of Duty. Your son is pathetic.