By justpeachy1989 - 26/05/2016 14:06 - Australia
Same thing different taste
By pamcakes - 09/07/2016 17:14
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By 99Problemsandfml - 08/11/2012 19:03 - Canada - Hamilton
That sucks
By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 15:30
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By fishfloors - 21/04/2017 14:00
Bad boy
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For some reason I don't think puppies and robots mix
I'm totally getting a cyborg puppy one day. You can't tell me they don't mix.
Only if you're good, Welshy. Now, come along and stop pulling on your leash; we've got to go recharge yo—HEY, no barking!
Woof.
They used to say the same thing about blacks and whites
She showed you how it doesn't work well! Now you can return it and save your money!
Sounds like a shitty situation
What? How?! Because of "robot"? Or "puppy"? No, wait, is it because of "house"? Damnit! Your sophisticated humor is sailing over my head!
You must chill, for a pun, yes a bad one, but a pun nonetheless, must be treated forever with respect. *We've been reading Shakespeare in English, I talk like this now*
Doggone it. Looks like it's time to call Stanley Steemer...
Looks like the puppy already left a Stanley steamer.
CALL 1800 STEEMER, STANLEY STEEMER YOUR CERTIFIED CLEANER!!!
Sounds like now you need to go back and get a robot carpet shampooer. The man planned this all along!
I especially hate it when they get stuck and die and you can't find them.
The Roomba's or puppies? Clarification is desperately needed here.
4th fml about this
Instead of being a lazy **** and spending a shit ton of money on a robot vacuum, maybe try vacuuming the floor yourself. It takes 15 minutes and you would have avoided this in the first place.
A vacuum cleaner cleaner to be exact.
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For some reason I don't think puppies and robots mix
The Roomba's or puppies? Clarification is desperately needed here.