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By ice cream dude - 10/08/2012 13:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML

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By IceCreamCraver - 16/08/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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By Scottie Too Hottie - 27/06/2016 22:49 - United States - Pontiac

Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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By jk2010 - 03/02/2010 17:44 - Israel

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

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By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By do you want a bag - 24/09/2016 04:48 - Canada - Surrey

Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML

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By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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By UnicornWaffles - 24/10/2016 01:38 - United States - Wooster

Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 10 August 2012 18:55

Well now you have a reason to scream for ice-cream. The scream of insanity.

ebonyirony 29

Friday 10 August 2012 18:54

Succumb to it! Or feel its wrath. Well ice cream is revenge, after all. Sweet and best served cold. Enjoy.

Comments

Johnnylittle 3

Friday 10 August 2012 19:09

You should make your truck bad ass like the one in twisted metal

gracehi 31

Friday 10 August 2012 19:09

I would think that would sound like money to you. Yeah! Play that money song again!

xpaulatanx 10

Friday 10 August 2012 19:22

If you watch BEN DROWNS/Majoras Mask creepypasta, that ice cream jingle will quickly be replaced. You might have bad dreams, but it beats 'Farmer in the Dell'.

SportsKnut 8

Friday 10 August 2012 19:22

Does your ice cream bring all the kids to the yard?

ollie179 21

Friday 10 August 2012 19:24

No, but I hear milkshake does!

sougstad 7

Friday 10 August 2012 19:29

Ring around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 10 August 2012 19:35

Da na na na nana nana nananana na na na na na na nana nana nananana nana nana nana na!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 10 August 2012 20:54

....batman?

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Friday 10 August 2012 21:51

Booooooooooooooooooooo

EnterSandman_fml 20

Saturday 11 August 2012 2:04

I'm going to guess its Metallica's hit Enter Sandman. But maybe that's wishful thinking.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 11 August 2012 4:20

It is since Mariano Rivera is out for the season. =[ ^

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 10 August 2012 19:35

Same thing happened to me when I was a cashier at a grocery store. Oh, that haunting scanner beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

pandainspandex 19

Friday 10 August 2012 19:51

I used to be a cashier at a pet store. I know how you feel-good after a couple of weeks, I began dreaming about swiping objects across the scanner while checking people out! I swear, probably the most boring set of dreams anyone will EVER have.

bmtz96 0

Friday 10 August 2012 19:51

ahah ive helped my parennts with their ice creaam truck for the past 5 years trust me it get to the point where u can ignore it :) sad part is: it takes aa long time 2 get used 2 it... 2 maybe 3 months good luck :)