Love: Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't...

By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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Jertastic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:13

GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.

Chuck3791 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:16

I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud

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heartgrenade1 5

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:44

Why is this an FML? This is hilarious

theETHELS 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:25

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Goddess_Rummy 13

Thursday 22 April 2010 6:09

Epic win.

XxlifeisbullxX 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 14:15

I'm favoring this!! I literally laughed put loud!! Awwh but poor little kid, but he prob deserved it for running wildd in the airport....

526812 0

Monday 17 January 2011 22:32

that's really nice. my girlfriend lives in Germany and I haven't seen her in 3 months. good job keeping it up. I sorta laugh at the kid though.

MCKCWHITETIGER 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:37

OWND!

gammielikeoh 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:59

I agree with #12. he was probably pretending to frolic through flowers and his dreams are crushed by a careless couple. FHL.

iMuffinTop 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 23:28

How romantic

aymer31 0

Monday 16 May 2011 8:03

damn kid should watch the **** out

Nasagal1 3

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:17

Art least you have a romantic boyfriend...

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