By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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MuziKMajoR 5

Bad timing or he isnt strongbox ur just heavy....nope im pretty sure he just did not see it comin

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MackenzieWells 0

When love knocks you down... Get a concussion 0.3

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Why are there so many YDIs? Accidents happen, but you can't live your life in fear of surprising someone because there's a small chance something might go wrong to this extent. She obviously didn't mean to hurt him, and let's face it, most people don't get any significant injuries from someone jumping on their back, albeit unexpectedly.

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reddudeover 2

Or she's REALLY heavy.

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GoW_Chick 14

The only thing I have to say is.. "LOVE HURTS, LOVE SCARS!"

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McDonaldsworker 4

Hey #1 I think it's more like he didn't see HER coming.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Shrooms- gonna disagree with you on that. Unless your partner is very strong or about twice your weight... Jumping on them doesn't generally end well unless you have a mattress behind you or something soft to break that fall.

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MatheusRajuidas 5

It globally is FHisL... I feel so sorry for him, and for you too... Hope you don't feel too guilty.

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M0rt 0

What's cuter than a concussion?

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lebronesque73091 12

Unfortunate, but at least the gesture was there.

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Torva_fml 16

Here, I'll break it down for you. 1. Scroll up to FML. 2. Read FML. 3. Notice how she says she did it because she thought it was cute. 4. Praise the almighty torva for being a genius. ;o

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm pretty sure #4 meant why op thought it would be cute.

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DenBriZel 31

At least she knows not to do it again...Ever again..

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Blue_berry_594 0

You must be pretty heavy to knock him over that hard....

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ohmandapants 16

Or here's a silly thought: he wasn't expecting it.

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silvergaze 1

I'll bet her boyfriend likes his girlfriends like he likes his peanutbutter: super chunky. LOL

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iomnomnomux3 0

Only you would laugh at your stupid joke..smh.

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darcimckeown 3

how do you know he likes his peanut butter super chunky?

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philipino 24

Well I like my boys like my wine. 6 years old and in the basement. :3

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kingsley_fml 8

If you're lucky, his concussion will make him forget the whole thing.

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KRS_13 0

Boyfriend: what happened? How did I get a concussion? OP: ...you uh..tripped..over the dog..*mumbles* yeah let's go with that

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Justwannacoment 7

You mean "howd i get a concussion?' 'umm you tripped over the dog..' 'I dont have a dog.." "OMG YOU DONT REMEMBER HAVING A DOG EITHER?!?'

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biggestfan23 11

Yea it was cute on paper but you didn't execute it well. Smh. Ydi

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ohboyfml22 0

2 questions .. 1. How much do you weigh .. ? 2. Did you yell "cannonball" ..?

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AnagenisisZagus 13

You should get that checked out. How can you poop now?! Oh the humanity!

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Awsumuzzie 12

Unless he has some foreshadowing super powers, I think a warning would have saved you two from this situation.

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