Major romcom vibes
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beware of sex with him. could be dangerous
lol, agreed.
hahaha
haha agreed op don't be too harsh on him if it was an accident
Well at least he tried to be romantic. Give him credit.
YDI for being fat.
If anything wear a hazmat suit.
I feel bad for him! haha I bet he felt horrible.. I have done something like that and god I felt horrible..
yeeeesss haha, 32=win
atleast he is trying :)
lol or have that damn weaklin go and wrk on his arms and his balance.
67 ftw!
32: They already have one. It's on the Moderate page, next to the big green Yes button. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you have zero room to complain.
#3 if you are going to comment please don't just say hahaha
I doubt she could be fat. my ex tried being cute and tried giving me a piggyback ride. he actually stumbled backwards and ran my back into a doorframe. oh man it hurt for a week or so. hahaha. and I'm not even fat either, I only weigh 130. I'm sorry op. like someone else said, he probably feels bad that he caused you pain.
Why 1 said--it's also happened to me. oh well lol
80 - that's not even the same thing she's suggesting. I see enough FML's which make me think: "...really? Why is this even on here?" How about you? Yes? Well her suggestion was a "who cares" button for those FML's. Because you aren't the only one who decides if a FML is approved or not, and apparently enough shitty ones make it through anyway. And why were you trying to be so hardcore on the internet? Calm down?
LOL
How is she being a bitch? She didn't say she didn't appreciate the gesture. If she ended up needing stitches, would she still be considered a bitch?
Quiet, anti-social feminist.
he is bad at multi-tasking..
stop being fat, OP
you mean, like the time when ashton kutcher carried brittney murphy in 'just married', and when he hit her head into the dam door?! like that?
Hahaha that's kinda cute
Owned.
Yeah being picked up while kissing doesn't work. Women don't have handles to be lifted by, even if they're short and light. Try kissing after being picked up, with one of his arms under your knees and the other under your back, that's better.
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beware of sex with him. could be dangerous
it's the thought that counts you bitch :)