By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet. FML
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jamila123 5

eww. Rule number one, never take a shit in a guys house your just starting to date.

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allmidnighteyes 10

I thought rule number one was to always have Plan B pills and a coat hanger ready... Or have I been going about life the wrong way?

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alove23 0

So you spent ALL DAY at Walmart? wow, seriously man FYL!

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irregularhunterz 0

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paivarotti 0

it took you a day to buy this plunger? how ******* big is this walmart?

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Slackness 10

that was a quality post OP, I would just kill to hear his wedding speech to you.

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LikeOhMahGoose 0

Oh god stop with the bad shit puns. But yeah that sucks why would you take a shit in his bathroom..I never do that i always do it in my own bathroom so I don't stink up other peoples bathrooms .-.

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Chunchunchun 3

Damn that's unfortunate. Blocking our girlfriends' toilets is a shared fear amongst my friends and me.

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Grangoire 0

It takes you the whole day to buy a plunger?

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jonny2x4 0

They got sidetracked by all the craptastic goodies within. By the way, all these goodies are made in China by little kids in sweatshops who make pennies/day and work around 20hrs/day. Ever consider that? BTW YDI for being a toilet bowl filler. You must be a total carnivore to be dropping massive lincoln logs, in your boyfriend's toilet no less. Classy!

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