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How do you know you're not still dreaming right now?
Haha this happens to me too ... Sometimes in my dreams I receive messages and delete them, and when I wake up I'm double trolled.
We aren't so different after all! This happens to me all the time. I will dream about having a conversation with someone. When I wake up I will continue the conversation yet they have no idea what I'm taking about.
My dreams are getting way to literal... ~Calvin
I feel your pain. I used to have this accursed dream where I get up and go to the bathroom to pee. I would start and it would hit some kind of invisible wall and get on me. Sometimes that would make me stop, and sometimes I would just keep going because I saw the reason that I was wet. Try playing that off when you have a wife and kids that like making jokes lol. The "that's just sweat" excuse only makes it worse btw. I'm STILL living in fear and I'm in my thirties.
I dream on a regular basis of waking up, getting dressed, and eating cereal. Then I actually wake up, extremely confused as to why I'm in bed hungry. I feel like pretty much everybody has had mundane dreams like that, that the brain files into the memory category instead of the dream category.
I did something similar. I dreamed that I put my graphing calculator in my bag for a calculus final exam. I live an hour away from campus and didn't notice until I was sitting in the exam room. It was actually snowing that day too. First time it had snowed in Louisiana in years.
your subconscious sounds like an asshole.
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Oh I've done that many times as well. I once dreamed we had a new puppy when I was little and I remember waking up so upset because it wasn't real. I still remember what my dream puppy looked like. I've also turned my alarms off in the morning and fallen asleep instantly and dreamt I had gotten up and got ready for work which then of course made me run late. I'm a weird sleeper.
I once dreamed I woke up, did my morning rituals, packed my briefcase and filled up my travel mug. I then woke up with ten minutes to leave for work. I dashed out of the shower, grabbed my briefcase and coffee mug, and headed out the door. I discovered there was neither coffee in my mug, nor the paperwork I needed that day in my briefcase. I feel for you.